You know you have a great job when you have to be a little drunk to do it. I can speak to this because I was a dogwalker for a while. I'm surprised that more teachers aren't busted for being sauced at work, I know I had my suspicions growing up. This guy needs a break, he was just trying to give the kids a little music during their lunch...busting out his sax and blowing some sweet sounds their way. Give him a little more time and he could have been regaling them with tales of his ex-wife and how he wants to start dating again, but just hasn't found the energy at his age. Then some sweet little girl, maybe an aspiring musician herself, would set him up with her mom by being intentionally bad so he has to call a parent-teacher conference.
They'd make a movie out of it and it would star Ryan Reynolds.
Or the guy's a wino. He was even slurring in his interview with the news.
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