IAA--COMING SOON

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then she got LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW....

Okay, so first she brings up assassination this afternoon by referencing RFK, then later in her explanation of her comments, she says that the Kennedy's were just on her mind on account of Teddy's recent medical problems. 

That's some multi-exploiting right there.

This chick is toast.

who needs democracy

So, I'm just watching Die Hard 2 on HBO HD and I totally forgot that Fred Thompson is in it! He completely undermines Dennis Franz's authority EVERY time. It's wonderful. Like a window into a future that will never be.

Thompson/Franz '08!

Also, "just the fax, ma'am" probably the best line in the history of these kinds of movies. Well, I guess you can debate that point if you want.

new site, and if you need to know anything about landscaping...

Be sure to check out my old domain...you know the one that I lost because the company disappeared and despite the fact that I paid for it they didn't register me as the admin...so over it...
ANYWAY, at least it's being put to good use.

As for the new site--which technically isn't all about me--I've got some placeholder pages up for now and we're about to shoot some stuff in the next couple of months so hopefully it'll be a productive summer.

And yes, I'm the best web designer ever.

Forget the 15 minute rule, two drink minimum...

You know you have a great job when you have to be a little drunk to do it. I can speak to this because I was a dogwalker for a while. I'm surprised that more teachers aren't busted for being sauced at work, I know I had my suspicions growing up. This guy needs a break, he was just trying to give the kids a little music during their lunch...busting out his sax and blowing some sweet sounds their way. Give him a little more time and he could have been regaling them with tales of his ex-wife and how he wants to start dating again, but just hasn't found the energy at his age. Then some sweet little girl, maybe an aspiring musician herself, would set him up with her mom by being intentionally bad so he has to call a parent-teacher conference.
They'd make a movie out of it and it would star Ryan Reynolds.

Or the guy's a wino. He was even slurring in his interview with the news.

Arrested Richardson ISD substitute teacher says he wasn't drunk in class

new vimeo page

fancycomedy.com is coming along slowly but surely. partly in preparation for that there's a new vimeo page up, it can be found here. also you can reach me directly at landon@fancycomedy.com
I know...really hitting the big time here.
more later.
love,
landon